Studio · March 2026
A sitting is a number and a note
Twenty-four dollars. Twenty-four hours. A person looks. That is the whole product — on purpose.
People want a sitting to be more than it is. A paragraph. A pep talk. A second photo. A rewrite. That is not what we sell.
You send one still of you. A person looks. You get a score from 1 to 20 and a short note. The note is allowed to be one line. The number is allowed to be lower than you wanted.
Why a person
A model can describe a picture. It cannot sit with it. The sitting is the only human step in this studio. Everything else — 2×, captions, blur, the quote, the download — is a machine. We keep that split honest.
Why it has to be you
The box is required. This is me. Not someone else. We do not rank a body you do not own. We do not take a screenshot of a stranger and call it a sitting. If that is what you wanted, there is no version of this studio that does it.
Eighteen and older. $24 USDC. You read the note. That is the sitting.